The Wonderful World of Abe Vigoda
pajamaben:

he’s doing his best

pajamaben:

he’s doing his best

i-bonesnapper:

kevingelion:

what is this shit?

Well you watched Family Guy for starters.

i-bonesnapper:

kevingelion:

what is this shit?

Well you watched Family Guy for starters.

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

adolescentstonemusic:

baryonyxmono:

what if instead of being all passive-aggressive by using cute japanese emoticons or whatever sjws got their point across by acting like something off of the iron sheik’s twitter

transphobia worse than fucking racist. i fucking break your neck for misgendering. you are worse than dick Mel Gibson

bold what applies to you: tumblr edition
  • I am in one fandom
  • I am in more than one fandom
  • I am not in any fandoms
  • I have less than 1,000 posts
  • I have 1,000-10,000 posts
  • I have 10,000-25,000 posts
  • I have 25,000-50,000 posts
  • I have 50,000+ posts
  • I have edited the html of my theme
  • I am using a default theme from the theme garden
  • I am following less than 100 blogs
  • I am following 100-500 blogs
  • I am following 500+ blogs
  • I have no tracked tags
  • I have less than 10 tracked tags
  • I have 10+ tracked tags
  • I have no saved urls
  • I have less than 10 saved urls
  • I have 10-50 saved urls
  • I have 50+ saved urls
  • I have liked less than 100 posts
  • I have liked 100-1,000 posts
  • I have liked 1,000-10,000 posts
  • I have liked 10,000-50,000 posts
  • I have liked 50,000+ posts
  • I made my own icon (i guess, since i took the picture)
  • I have no drafts
  • I have less than 10 drafts
  • I have 10-50 drafts
  • I have 50+ drafts
  • I have no posts in my queue
  • I have less than 100 posts in my queue
  • I have 100-500 posts in my queue
  • I have 0-1,000+ followers
  • I have 2,000-5,000 followers
  • I have 5,000-10,000 followers
  • I have 10,000+ followers
  • I use xkit
  • I use another tumblr extension
  • I have no messages in my inbox
  • I have less than 100 messages in my inbox
  • I have 100-1,000 messages in my inbox
  • I have 1,000-5,000 messages in my inbox
  • I have 5,000+ messages in my inbox
  • I have 1 blog 
  • I have 2-5 blogs (defunct kinghomer tribute blog)
  • I have 5+ blogs

I made Lavigne’s Hello Kitty better.

Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist, serving our community from 1922 through 1946 from his office on West Main Street.
fuckermountain:

um?

"Today is none other than Nature Day!"

"Today is none other than Nature Day!"

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

catbountry:

sporkblog:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

I had no tags for “also” or “never”

I had tags for all of them except “never.”

toptimrubies:

noot noot

toptimrubies:

noot noot

ryanthedosz:

I miss this man every day.

ryanthedosz:

I miss this man every day.